While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a Ft. Worth cafe, four elderly Texas ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.”<\/p>\n
Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?”<\/p>\n
“Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. <\/p>\n
“Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked.<\/p>\n
The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our 25th anniversary, I took the misses to San Antonio. For our 50th, I’m thinking ’bout going down there again to pick her up.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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