{"id":1270,"date":"2014-12-27T16:51:23","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T14:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2014-12-27T16:51:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T14:51:23","slug":"human-geography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Human Geography"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>Geography of a Woman<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.<\/li>\n<li>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.<\/li>\n<li>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.<\/li>\n<li>Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.<\/li>\n<li>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.<\/li>\n<li>Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.<\/li>\n<li>Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.<\/li>\n<li>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><P>Geography of a Man<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran &#8211; ruled by a dick.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[708,992],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-geography","tag-men-vs-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}