{"id":1265,"date":"2014-12-21T11:16:03","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=41"},"modified":"2014-12-21T11:16:03","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T11:16:03","slug":"how-old-are-you-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1265","title":{"rendered":"How Old Are You Really… ?"},"content":{"rendered":"

(The answers are at the end, but don’t cheat!!!!!!!!!!!)<\/P><\/p>\n

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  1. Name the 4 Beatles.
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  2. Finish the line: “Lions and Tigers and Bears, ______ _____!”<\/li>\n
  3. “Hey kids, what time is it?” _____ ______ _____ _____.<\/li>\n
  4. What do M&M’s do? ___ ___ ___ ___, ____ ____ ____ ____<\/li>\n
  5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?______ _______.<\/li>\n
  6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _______ ______.<\/li>\n
  7. You’ll wonder where the yellow went, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.”<\/li>\n
  8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper’s “little buddy.” But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie’s closest friend, _____ G. _____.<\/li>\n
  9. M-I-C, …. See ya’ real soon, …. K-E-Y, _____? ____ _____ _____ _____!<\/li>\n
  10. “Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ _____.”<\/li>\n
  11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.<\/li>\n
  12. From the early days of our music, real rock ‘n roll, finish this line: “I wonder, wonder, wonder…wonder who ____ ______ _____ _____ _____ ____?”<\/li>\n
  13. And while we’re remembering rock n’ roll, try this one: “War…uh-huh, huh, …yea; what is it good for? , ____ _____.”<\/li>\n
  14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.<\/li>\n
  15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women’s stockings. He is Broadway _____ _______.<\/li>\n
  16. “I’m Popeye the sailor man; I’m Popeye the sailor man. I’m strong to the finish, ____ _____ ____ ___ ______, …. I’m Popeye the sailor man.”<\/li>\n
  17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ _______.<\/li>\n
  18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne’er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, “What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ____.”<\/li>\n
  19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. “Just think, you won’t have ____ ____ to kick around anymore.”<\/li>\n
  20. “Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda’ broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to _____ _____, _____ _____ _____.”<\/li>\n
  21. “I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____.”<\/li>\n
  22. ________ ________ said, “Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ ____.”<\/li>\n
  23. “Good night, David.” “_____ ______,______.”<\/li>\n
  24. “Liar, liar, ____ ____ _____.”<\/li>\n
  25. “When it’s least expected, you’re elected. You’re the star today. _______! _____ ______ ______ ______.”<\/li>\n
  26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, “We have met the enemy, and ____ ___ ____.”<\/li>\n

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    Answers<\/P>
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    1. John, Paul, George, Ringo<\/LI>
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    2. Oh, my!<\/LI>
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    3. It’s Howdy Doody Time!<\/LI>
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    4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.<\/LI>
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    5. Wonder Bread<\/LI>
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    6. Cassius Clay<\/LI>
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    7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent<\/LI>
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    8. Maynard G. Krebbs<\/LI>
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    9. Why? Because we like you.<\/LI>
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    10. A little dab’ll do ya.<\/LI>
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    11. over 30<\/LI>
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    12. who wrote the book of love<\/LI>
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    13. Absolutely nothin’<\/LI>
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    14. the American way<\/LI>
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    15. Joe Namath<\/LI>
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    16. “cause I eats me spinach”<\/LI>
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    17. Mary Martin<\/LI>
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    18. is a failure to communicate<\/LI>
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    19. Richard Nixon<\/LI>
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    20. Big John, Big Bad John<\/LI>
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    21. On Blueberry Hill<\/LI>
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    22. Wherever you are.<\/LI>
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    23. Good night, Chet.<\/LI>
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    24. pants on fire<\/LI>
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    25. Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!<\/LI>
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    26. he is us<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

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      Scoring<\/P>
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      • 24-26 correct – 50+ years old<\/li>\n
      • 20-23 correct – 40’s<\/li>\n
      • 15-19 correct – 30’s<\/li>\n
      • 10-14 correct – 20’s<\/li>\n
      • 0- 9 correct – You’re, like, sorta a teenage dude<\/li>\n

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