{"id":1255,"date":"2014-12-21T10:52:05","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T10:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=19"},"modified":"2014-12-21T10:52:05","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T10:52:05","slug":"the-curve-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1255","title":{"rendered":"The Curve of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>At age 4, success is&#8230; not peeing in your pants.<\/li>\n<li>At age 12, success is&#8230; having friends.<\/li>\n<li>At age 16, success is&#8230; having a driver&#8217;s license.<\/li>\n<li>At age 20, success is&#8230; having sex.<\/li>\n<li>At age 35, success is&#8230; having money.<\/li>\n<li>At age 50, success is&#8230; having money.<\/li>\n<li>At age 60, success is&#8230; having sex.<\/li>\n<li>At age 70, success is&#8230; having a driver&#8217;s license.<\/li>\n<li>At age 75, success is&#8230; having friends.<\/li>\n<li>At age 80, success is&#8230; not peeing in your pants.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At age 4, success is&#8230; not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is&#8230; having friends. At age 16, success is&#8230; having a driver&#8217;s license. At age 20, success is&#8230; having sex. At age 35, success is&#8230; having money. At age 50, success is&#8230; having money. At age 60, success is&#8230; having sex. At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[115,924,1094],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging","tag-aging","tag-lists","tag-old"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}