{"id":124,"date":"2014-12-21T13:26:17","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=124"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:26:17","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:26:17","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s important to have roots.<\/li>\n<li>In today&#8217;s complex world, it pays to branch out.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t pine away over old flames.<\/li>\n<li>If you really believe in something, don&#8217;t be afraid to go out on a limb.<\/li>\n<li>Be flexible so you don&#8217;t break when a harsh wind blows.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow.<\/li>\n<li>If you want to maintain accurate records, keep a log.<\/li>\n<li>To be politically correct, don&#8217;t wear firs.<\/li>\n<li>Grow where you&#8217;re planted.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s perfectly okay to be a late bloomer.<\/li>\n<li>Avoid people who would like to cut you down.<\/li>\n<li>Get all spruced up when you have a hot date.<\/li>\n<li>If the party gets boring, just leaf.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s more important to be honest than poplar.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s important to have roots. In today&#8217;s complex world, it pays to branch out. Don&#8217;t pine away over old flames. If you really believe in something, don&#8217;t be afraid to go out on a limb. Be flexible so you don&#8217;t break when a harsh wind blows. Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,924,1459],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-lists","tag-tree"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}