{"id":1231,"date":"2014-12-27T13:09:08","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1231"},"modified":"2014-12-27T13:09:08","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:09:08","slug":"why-fishin-is-better-than-makin-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1231","title":{"rendered":"Why Fishin&#8217; is Better Than Makin&#8217; Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>When you go fishin&#8217; and you catch somethin,&#8217; that&#8217;s good.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re making love and you catch somethin,&#8217; that&#8217;s bad.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Fish don&#8217;t compare you to other fishermen neither.<br \/>\nAnd don&#8217;t want to know how many other fish you caught.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>In fishin&#8217; you lie about the one that got away.<br \/>\nIn lovin&#8217; you lie about the one you caught.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>You can catch and release a fish, you don&#8217;t have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.<\/li>\n<p><li>You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.<br \/>\nIf you want to catch a woman you&#8217;re talking dinner and a movie minimum.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<li>Fish don&#8217;t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you go fishin&#8217; and you catch somethin,&#8217; that&#8217;s good. If you&#8217;re making love and you catch somethin,&#8217; that&#8217;s bad. Fish don&#8217;t compare you to other fishermen neither. And don&#8217;t want to know how many other fish you caught. In fishin&#8217; you lie about the one that got away. In lovin&#8217; you lie about the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[651,938],"class_list":["post-1231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-fishing","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}