{"id":1229,"date":"2014-12-27T13:05:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2014-12-27T13:05:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:05:59","slug":"why-fishing-is-better-than-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1229","title":{"rendered":"Why Fishing is Better than Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to eat a fish while it&#8217;s still flopping around.<\/li>\n<li>You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want.<\/li>\n<li>Stroking your rod won&#8217;t piss off a trout.<\/li>\n<li>Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you.<\/li>\n<li>Anything you stick in a fish&#8217;s face, it eats.<\/li>\n<li>A fish will never gag, choke, or come up for air.<\/li>\n<li>A red snapper won&#8217;t cry if you call it a flounder.<\/li>\n<li>You wear rubbers on your feet, not on your dick.<\/li>\n<li>If you want a bigger pole, you can have a bigger pole.<\/li>\n<li>A smart fish knows when to keep it&#8217;s mouth shut.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s okay to cook a fish to make it taste good.<\/li>\n<li>Fish bite for a guy of 60, same as they do for a guy of 20.<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re never called a jerk when you throw back an ugly fish.<\/li>\n<li>Fish are real happy when you pick up your gear and go home.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big, juicy worm always gets a fish excited. You don&#8217;t have to eat a fish while it&#8217;s still flopping around. You can take a leak in the bush anytime you want. Stroking your rod won&#8217;t piss off a trout. Sipping a beer and scratching your balls is all the foreplay expected of you. Anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[651,1310],"class_list":["post-1229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-fishing","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}