Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.<\/P><\/p>\n
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.<\/P><\/p>\n
“No,” replied the gentleman. “My son just bought his first car and right now he’s getting ready for a big date.”<\/P><\/p>\n
“So what’s with all the stuff?” asked the neighbor.<\/P><\/p>\n
“Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.”<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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