{"id":1225,"date":"2014-12-27T13:01:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1225"},"modified":"2014-12-27T13:01:38","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T11:01:38","slug":"the-female-stages-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1225","title":{"rendered":"The Female Stages of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Drink<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nWind Coolers<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nWhite Wine<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nRed Wine<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nDom Perignon<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nShot of Jack with an Ensure chaser<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Excuses for Refusing Dates<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nNeed to wash my hair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nNeed to wash and condition my hair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nNeed to color my hair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nNeed to have Francois color my hair<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nNeed to have Francois color my wig<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Sport<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Drug<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nshopping<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Definition of a Successful Date<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nBurger King<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nFree Meal<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nA Diamond<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nA Bigger Diamond<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nHome Alone<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Favorite Fantasy<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\ntall, dark and handsome <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\ntall, dark and handsome with money <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\ntall, dark and handsome with money and a brain <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\na man with hair (preferably not on back) <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\na man <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
House Pet<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nMuffy the cat <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nUnemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nIrish setter and Muffy the Cat <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nChildren from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nRetired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
What’s the Ideal Age to Get Married?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\n17<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\n25<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\n35<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\n48<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\n66<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ideal Date<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
17<\/td>\nHe offers to pay<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
25<\/td>\nHe pays <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
35<\/td>\nHe cooks breakfast the next morning <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
48<\/td>\nHe cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
66<\/td>\nHe can chew <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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