{"id":1219,"date":"2014-12-27T12:54:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T10:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2014-12-27T12:54:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T10:54:34","slug":"facts-about-men-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1219","title":{"rendered":"Facts About Men and Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.<br \/>\nA woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#8217;t want.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.<br \/>\nA man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br \/>\nA successful woman is one who can find such a man.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.<br \/>\nTo be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Married men live longer than single men.<br \/>\nBut married men are a lot more willing to die.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Any married man should forget his mistakes.<br \/>\nNo sense two people remembering the same thing.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.<br \/>\nWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#8217;t.<br \/>\nA man marries a woman expecting that she won&#8217;t change and she does.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A woman has the last word in any argument.<br \/>\nAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#8217;t want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[615,924,992],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-facts","tag-lists","tag-men-vs-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}