{"id":1213,"date":"2014-12-27T12:46:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-27T10:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2014-12-27T12:46:02","modified_gmt":"2014-12-27T10:46:02","slug":"ethnic-dating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1213","title":{"rendered":"Ethnic Dating"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.<br \/>\nSecond date: You get to grope all over and make out.<br \/>\nThird date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>IRISH WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<br \/>\nSecond Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<br \/>\n20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ITALIAN WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.<br \/>\nSecond Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.<br \/>\nThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3 carat ring.<br \/>\n5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.<br \/>\n6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>JEWISH WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst Date: You get dynamite head.<br \/>\nSecond Date: You get more great head.<br \/>\nThird Date: You tell her you&#8217;ll marry her and never get head again.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>POLISH WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn&#8217;t home. She gave you the wrong address.<br \/>\nSecond Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.<br \/>\nThird Date: She&#8217;s pregnant. She&#8217;s not sure if its hers.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CHINESE WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens..<br \/>\nSecond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.<br \/>\nThird date: You don&#8217;t even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>INDIAN WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst date: Meet her parents.<br \/>\nSecond date: Set the date of the wedding.<br \/>\nThird date: Wedding night.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BLACK WOMAN:<br \/>\nFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.<br \/>\nSecond Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.<br \/>\nThird Date: You get to pay her rent.<br \/>\nTenth Date: She&#8217;s pregnant by someone other than you!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>LATIN WOMAN<br \/>\nFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.<br \/>\nSecond Date: She is pregnant.<br \/>\nThird Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister&#8217;s boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. IRISH WOMAN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[479,602],"class_list":["post-1213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-dating","tag-ethnic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}