When you are dating…
\nFarting is never an issue.
\nWhen you are married…
\nYou make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nHe takes you out to have a good time.
\nWhen you are married…
\nHe brings home a six pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nA Single bed for two isn’t THAT bad.
\nWhen you are married…
\nA King size bed feels like an army cot.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nJust looking at him makes you feel all “mushy”
\nWhen you are married…
\nWhen you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nHe knows what the “hamper” is.
\nWhen you are married…
\nThe floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nHe understands that you have “male” friends.
\nWhen you are married…
\nHe thinks they are all out to steal you away.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nHe likes to “discuss” things.
\nWhen you are married…
\nHe develops a “blank” stare.<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nHe calls you by name.
\nWhen you are married…
\nHe calls you “Hey” and refers to you when speaking to others as “She.”<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nYou are turned on at the sight of him naked.
\nWhen you are married…
\nYou think to yourself – “Was he ALWAYS this hairy????”<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nYou enjoyed foreplay.
\nWhen you are married…
\nYou tell him “If we have sex, will you leave me alone???”<\/P><\/p>\n
When you are dating…
\nYou picture the two of you together, growing old together.
\nWhen you are married…
\nYou wonder who will die first.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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