At our Local Learning Center for Adults
\nSign Up By March 25th<\/p>\n
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH. <\/p>\n
Topic 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. <\/p>\n
Topic 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? — Round Table Discussion. <\/p>\n
Topic 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor\/Walls\/Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice. <\/p>\n
Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures\/Explanatory Graphics. <\/p>\n
Topic 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? — Examples on Video <\/p>\n
Topic 6: Loss of Identity – Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. — Help Line Support and Support Groups <\/p>\n
Topic 7: Learning How to Find Things – Starting with Looking in the Right Places Instead of Turning the House Upside Down While screaming. Open Forum. <\/p>\n
Topic 8: Health Watch – Bringing her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. <\/p>\n
Topic 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. <\/p>\n
Topic 10: Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While she Parallel Parks? — Driving Simulations <\/p>\n
Topic 11: Learning to Live – Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and Role-playing. <\/p>\n
Topic 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. <\/p>\n
Topic 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. <\/p>\n
Topic 14: The Stove\/Oven – What it is and How it is Used. Live demonstration. <\/p>\n
** Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.** <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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