{"id":1180,"date":"2014-12-27T00:32:17","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2014-12-27T00:32:17","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:32:17","slug":"seminars-for-males","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Seminars for Males"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Combating Stupidity<\/li>\n<li>You, too, can do housework<\/li>\n<li>PMS &#8212; Learn when to keep your mouth shut.<\/li>\n<li>How to fill an ice tray<\/li>\n<li>We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas &#8212; Give us money<\/li>\n<li>Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am<\/li>\n<li>Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled &#8220;Don&#8217;t wash my silks&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Parenting &#8212; No, it doesn&#8217;t end with conception<\/li>\n<li>Get a life &#8212; learn to cook<\/li>\n<li>How not to act like an jerk when you&#8217;re obviously wrong<\/li>\n<li>Spelling &#8212; Even you can get it right<\/li>\n<li>Understanding your financial incompetence<\/li>\n<li>You &#8212; The Weaker Sex<\/li>\n<li>Reasons to give flowers<\/li>\n<li>How to stay awake after sex<\/li>\n<li>Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom<\/li>\n<li>Garbage &#8212; Getting it to the curb<\/li>\n<li>You can fall asleep without &#8220;It&#8221; if you really try<\/li>\n<li>The morning dilemma if &#8220;It&#8217;s&#8221; awake. Take a shower<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll wear it if I damn well please<\/li>\n<li>How to put the toilet lid down (formerly &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not a bidet&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The weekend&#8221; and &#8220;sports&#8221; are not synonyms<\/li>\n<li>Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS<\/li>\n<li>How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost<\/li>\n<li>The remote control &#8212; Overcoming your dependency<\/li>\n<li>Romanticism &#8211; Ideas other than sex<\/li>\n<li>Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes<\/li>\n<li>Mother-in-laws &#8212; They are people, too<\/li>\n<li>Male bonding &#8212; Leaving your friends at home<\/li>\n<li>You too can be a designated driver<\/li>\n<li>Seeing the true you (formerly &#8220;No, you don&#8217;t look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Changing your underwear &#8212; It really works<\/li>\n<li>Techniques for calling home<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Combating Stupidity You, too, can do housework PMS &#8212; Learn when to keep your mouth shut. How to fill an ice tray We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas &#8212; Give us money Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled &#8220;Don&#8217;t wash my silks&#8221;) Parenting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[924,1306],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-lists","tag-seminars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}