{"id":1168,"date":"2014-12-27T00:13:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1168"},"modified":"2014-12-27T00:13:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:13:24","slug":"how-to-survive-with-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1168","title":{"rendered":"How To Survive With Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Treat Them Like Your Car!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Give it a regular, thorough going over.<\/li>\n<li>Touch up the exterior.<\/li>\n<li>Rub it down nicely.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure it&#8217;s waxed regularly.<\/li>\n<li>Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual crank starting?<\/li>\n<li>Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming.<\/li>\n<li>Change the lubrication.<\/li>\n<li>Check the rubber is not wearing thin.<\/li>\n<li>Keep an eye out for bald patches.<\/li>\n<li>Lift up the front and have a long hard look.<\/li>\n<li>Check the rear end is clean and tidy.<\/li>\n<li>Check for spare tire and any handles.<\/li>\n<li>Keep an eye on fuel consumption.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure the top can come down and look good on hot, summer days.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure you will not have to spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.<\/li>\n<li>Are the bodywork and lines to your liking? Is the interior comfortable?<\/li>\n<li>Ensure that it responds well to you when you&#8217;re in the driving seat.<\/li>\n<li>Make sure it&#8217;s always clean inside.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Treat Them Like Your Car! Give it a regular, thorough going over. Touch up the exterior. Rub it down nicely. Make sure it&#8217;s waxed regularly. Is it easy to turn on? Does it need manual crank starting? Ensure your stick is firm and is not jamming. Change the lubrication. Check the rubber is not wearing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[318,749,1536],"class_list":["post-1168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-men","tag-cars","tag-guide","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}