{"id":1163,"date":"2014-12-27T00:06:14","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2014-12-27T00:06:14","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T22:06:14","slug":"signs-you-should-break-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"Signs You Should Break Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Signs you should break up with your boyfriend:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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  1. He always scratches his crotch and says, “Damn! When is this gonna clear up?”<\/li>\n
  2. He could use a contact lens as a condom.<\/li>\n
  3. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill.<\/li>\n
  4. Everytime you want to spoon, he wants to fork.<\/li>\n
  5. He refers to your little brother as a “real cutie.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Signs you should break up with your girlfriend:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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    1. She carries around Bride magazine and a highlighter.<\/li>\n
    2. She thinks an anniversary occurs once a month.<\/li>\n
    3. Her lucky numbers are your pin number.<\/li>\n
    4. Your friends know her by her porn name.<\/li>\n
    5. She just can’t stand the taste of “it.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Signs you should break up with your boyfriend: He always scratches his crotch and says, “Damn! When is this gonna clear up?” He could use a contact lens as a condom. Taking you out to eat means firing up the grill. Everytime you want to spoon, he wants to fork. He refers to your little […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[275],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-breakup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}