{"id":116,"date":"2014-12-21T13:22:34","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=116"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:22:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:22:34","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-star-trek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Star Trek"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Seek out new life and new civilizations.<\/li>\n<li>Non-interference is the prime directive.<\/li>\n<li>Keep your phaser set on stun.<\/li>\n<li>Humans are highly illogical.<\/li>\n<li>Having a thing is not so pleasing as wanting: it is not logical, but it is often true.<\/li>\n<li>Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate Tribbles).<\/li>\n<li>Enemies are often invisible, like Klingons, they can be cloaked.<\/li>\n<li>There\u2019s no such thing as a Vulcan death grip.<\/li>\n<li>Live long and prosper.<\/li>\n<li>Infinite Diversity and Infinite Combinations (IDIC).<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t put all your ranking officers in one shuttlecraft.<\/li>\n<li>When your logic fails, trust a hunch.<\/li>\n<li>Insufficient data does not compute.<\/li>\n<li>If it can\u2019t be fixed, ask Scotty.<\/li>\n<li>Even in our own world sometimes we are aliens.<\/li>\n<li>When going out into the universe &#8220;BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seek out new life and new civilizations. Non-interference is the prime directive. Keep your phaser set on stun. Humans are highly illogical. Having a thing is not so pleasing as wanting: it is not logical, but it is often true. Tribbles hate Klingons (and Klingons hate Tribbles). Enemies are often invisible, like Klingons, they can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,924,1293,1359,1415],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-lists","tag-science-fiction","tag-star-trek","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}