{"id":1153,"date":"2014-12-26T23:55:29","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T21:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2014-12-26T23:55:29","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T21:55:29","slug":"biological-differences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1153","title":{"rendered":"Biological Differences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though we can now explain differences between men and women&#8217;s social conducts genetically (that&#8217;s the best excuse I&#8217;ve heard for years), several facts remain puzzling and distinguished professors in the field think answer may be a few centuries away yet&#8230;for instance, can you explain why:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.<\/li>\n<li>Men drive to a party, women drive back.<\/li>\n<li>Heterosexual women are not frightened by lesbians, whereas heterosexual men are terrified of homosexuals &#8212; once they are pointed out to them, by women.<\/li>\n<li>Men have flu, women have colds.<\/li>\n<li>Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.<\/li>\n<li>Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: (e.g. drink a cup of coffee.) In the same time a multitasking women can make breakfast, make the children&#8217;s sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and DE-flea the cat. Women have not yet realized this is an evolutionary disadvantage.<\/li>\n<li>Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not. Women&#8217;s posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men&#8217;s do not.<\/li>\n<li>A man who regularly visits his mother is a mommy&#8217;s boy. A women who does the same is a good daughter.<\/li>\n<li>A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult women will nevertheless prove incapable of fitting a small child into a nightgown.<\/li>\n<li>A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo system.<\/li>\n<li>Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though we can now explain differences between men and women&#8217;s social conducts genetically (that&#8217;s the best excuse I&#8217;ve heard for years), several facts remain puzzling and distinguished professors in the field think answer may be a few centuries away yet&#8230;for instance, can you explain why: Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[240,924,992],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-biological-differences","tag-lists","tag-men-vs-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}