Now I lay me down to sleep,
\nI pray for a man who’s not a creep.<\/P><\/p>\n
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
\nHe’s not afraid to admit it when he’s wrong.<\/P><\/p>\n
One who thinks before he speaks.
\nWhen he promises to call, he doesn’t wait 6 weeks.<\/P><\/p>\n
I pray that he is gainfully employed
\nand won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed.<\/P><\/p>\n
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
\nmassages my back and begs to do more.<\/P><\/p>\n
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind.
\nKnows just what to say when I ask, “How fat is my behind?”<\/P><\/p>\n
One who’ll make love till my body’s a twitchin’.
\nHe brings ME a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen!<\/P><\/p>\n
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
\nAnd would never compare me with my best girlfriend.<\/P><\/p>\n
Thank You in advance and now I’ll just wait,
\nfor I know You will send him before it’s too late.<\/P><\/p>\n
Amen.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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