As I lay me down to sleep
\nI pray for a woman who’s very cheap.<\/P><\/p>\n
One who’s sexy, blonde and long.
\nWho notices that she’s mostly wrong.<\/P><\/p>\n
One who sucks and doesn’t speak.
\nAnd promises to do so at least once a week.<\/P><\/p>\n
I pray that she is very randy,
\n’cause one like that would come in pretty handy.<\/P><\/p>\n
Opens her legs and lies on the floor,
\nand once I’m done, she wants no more.<\/P><\/p>\n
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
\nWho knows what she wants and that’s a LOT from behind!<\/P><\/p>\n
One who’ll screw till my body’s a twitchin’
\nand brings me a beer when she comes from the kitchen!<\/P><\/p>\n
I pray that she’ll last right up to the end,
\nAnd would never complain when I do her best friend.<\/P><\/p>\n
Thanks in advance and you know I can’t wait,
\nso I’ll screw all the rest ’cause it’s never too late.<\/P><\/p>\n
Amen.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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