{"id":114,"date":"2014-12-21T13:21:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=114"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:21:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:21:27","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-a-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From a Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Look before you leap<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;ll come home &#8211; wagging their tails behind them<\/li>\n<li>Never turn your baa-ack on a friend<\/li>\n<li>When chewing your cud, remember: there&#8217;s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste<\/li>\n<li>Sheep Happens!<\/li>\n<li>The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t let anyone pull the wool over your eyes<\/li>\n<li>Remember to say &#8220;Fleece and Thank Ewe&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If you go in like a lion, come out like a lamb<\/li>\n<li>Beware of the wolf in sheep&#8217;s clothing<\/li>\n<li>Believe in shear luck<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t get your sheep in a bundle!<\/li>\n<li>Someday your sheep will come in<\/li>\n<li>If you can&#8217;t sleep, try counting sheep<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look before you leap Don&#8217;t worry, they&#8217;ll come home &#8211; wagging their tails behind them Never turn your baa-ack on a friend When chewing your cud, remember: there&#8217;s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste Sheep Happens! The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence Don&#8217;t let anyone pull [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,924,1313],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-lists","tag-sheep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}