{"id":1124,"date":"2014-12-26T23:15:10","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T21:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2014-12-26T23:15:10","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T21:15:10","slug":"atm-behavior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"ATM Behavior"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>HIM:\n<ol>\n<li>Pull up to ATM.<\/li>\n<li>Insert card.<\/li>\n<li>Enter PIN number and account.<\/li>\n<li>Take cash, card and receipt.<\/li>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<li>HER:\n<ol>\n<li>Pull up to ATM.<\/li>\n<li>Check makeup in rear view mirror.<\/li>\n<li>Shut off engine.<\/li>\n<li>Put keys in purse.<\/li>\n<li>Get out of car because you&#8217;re too far from machine.<\/li>\n<li>Hunt for card in purse.<\/li>\n<li>Insert card.<\/li>\n<li>Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it.<\/li>\n<li>Enter PIN number.<\/li>\n<li>Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.<\/li>\n<li>Hit &#8220;cancel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Re-enter correct PIN number.<\/li>\n<li>Hit &#8220;cancel.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Call husband\/boyfriend to get correct PIN number.<\/li>\n<li>Check balance.<\/li>\n<li>Look for envelope.<\/li>\n<li>Look in purse for pen.<\/li>\n<li>Make out deposit slip.<\/li>\n<li>Endorse checks.<\/li>\n<li>Make deposit.<\/li>\n<li>Study instructions.<\/li>\n<li>Make cash withdrawal.<\/li>\n<li>Get in car.<\/li>\n<li>Check makeup.<\/li>\n<li>Look for keys.<\/li>\n<li>Start car.<\/li>\n<li>Check makeup.<\/li>\n<li>Start pulling away.<\/li>\n<li>STOP.<\/li>\n<li>Back up to machine.<\/li>\n<li>Get out of car.<\/li>\n<li>Take card and receipt.<\/li>\n<li>Get back in car.<\/li>\n<li>Put card in wallet.<\/li>\n<li>Put receipt in checkbook.<\/li>\n<li>Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook.<\/li>\n<li>Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook.<\/li>\n<li>Check makeup.<\/li>\n<li>Put car in gear, reverse.<\/li>\n<li>Put car in drive.<\/li>\n<li>Drive away from machine.<\/li>\n<li>Travel 3 miles.<\/li>\n<li>Release parking brake.<\/li>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HIM: Pull up to ATM. Insert card. Enter PIN number and account. Take cash, card and receipt. HER: Pull up to ATM. Check makeup in rear view mirror. Shut off engine. Put keys in purse. Get out of car because you&#8217;re too far from machine. Hunt for card in purse. Insert card. Hunt in purse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[161,992],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-atm","tag-men-vs-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}