A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”<\/p>\n
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.<\/p>\n
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you.”<\/p>\n
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.<\/p>\n
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.<\/p>\n
She says, “I want the kids, too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he’s up to 80 mph.<\/p>\n
She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too.” The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”<\/p>\n
The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need.”<\/p>\n
She asks, “What’s that?”<\/p>\n
The husband smiles and replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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