{"id":1116,"date":"2014-12-26T19:39:36","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T17:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2014-12-26T19:39:36","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T17:39:36","slug":"airplanes-versus-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1116","title":{"rendered":"Airplanes Versus Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t get mad if you &#8216;touch and go.&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t object to a preflight inspection.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t come with in-laws.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t mind if you like to look at other airplanes.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t mind if you buy airplane magazines.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes expect to be tied down.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t comment on your piloting skills.<\/li>\n<li>Airplanes don&#8217;t whine unless something is really wrong.<\/li>\n<li>However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it&#8217;s a bad thing.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. Airplanes don&#8217;t get mad if you &#8216;touch and go.&#8217; Airplanes don&#8217;t object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits. Airplanes can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[123,924,1535],"class_list":["post-1116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-airplanes","tag-lists","tag-woman"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}