{"id":1112,"date":"2014-12-26T19:35:48","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T17:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1112"},"modified":"2014-12-26T19:35:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T17:35:48","slug":"advice-for-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1112","title":{"rendered":"Advice for Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You can&#8217;t change a man &#8212; unless he&#8217;s in diapers.<\/li>\n<li>What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?   You shut the door.<\/li>\n<li>If they put a man on the moon &#8212; they should be able to put them all up there.<\/li>\n<li>Go for younger men.  You might as well &#8212; they never mature anyway.<\/li>\n<li>Men are all the same &#8212; they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.<\/li>\n<li>Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.<\/li>\n<li>Women don&#8217;t make fools of men &#8212; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.<\/li>\n<li>Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<\/li>\n<li>If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<\/li>\n<li>The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn&#8217;t ask for directions.<\/li>\n<li>If he asks what sort of books you&#8217;re interested in, tell him the checkbook.<\/li>\n<li>Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.<\/li>\n<li>Sadly, all men are created equal.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t change a man &#8212; unless he&#8217;s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. If they put a man on the moon &#8212; they should be able to put them all up there. Go for younger men. You might as well &#8212; they never mature anyway. Men [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[109,1536],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-men-vs-womendating","tag-advice","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}