{"id":110,"date":"2014-12-21T13:19:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:19:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=110"},"modified":"2014-12-21T13:19:41","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T13:19:41","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-by-watching-the-rocky-horror-picture-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned by Watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Don&#8217;t dream it, be it.<\/li>\n<li>In just seven days (and seven nights), I can make you a man.<\/li>\n<li>Castles don&#8217;t have phones, so if you go driving on a rainy night, take a cellular phone.<\/li>\n<li>And check the spare tire before you go.<\/li>\n<li>You can remove the cause, but not the symptom.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t get strung out by the way I look &#8211; I&#8217;m a wild and an untamed thing.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not easy having a good time, but it is easy to smear your makeup.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m a muscle fan, you&#8217;d better wise up, build your thighs up.<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, unless you&#8217;re in a southern state &#8211; then it&#8217;s seven years.<\/li>\n<li>The only thing I&#8217;ve come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust. Toucha toucha touch me.<\/li>\n<li>Old Steve Reeves movies are not too abysmal.<\/li>\n<li>The future is ours, so let&#8217;s plan it.<\/li>\n<li>Time is fleeting, so let&#8217;s do the time warp again.<\/li>\n<li>Meat Loaf thought he was Divine. Divine was not amused.<\/li>\n<li>Stay sane inside insanity. Stay dry in the castle.<\/li>\n<li>By the light of the night, it will all seem all right. Of course, you won&#8217;t be able to see it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t dream it, be it. In just seven days (and seven nights), I can make you a man. Castles don&#8217;t have phones, so if you go driving on a rainy night, take a cellular phone. And check the spare tire before you go. You can remove the cause, but not the symptom. Don&#8217;t get strung [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,924,1045,1271],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-lists","tag-movies","tag-rocky-horror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}