Ms. Nice Guy<\/b> – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn’t have!”
\nAlso known as: Whattagal, Precious, One of the Boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
\nAdvantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
\nDisadvantages: May wise up someday <\/p>\n
Old Yeller<\/b> – “You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??”
\nAlso known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
\nAdvantages: Pays attention to you
\nDisadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans<\/p>\n
Sickly<\/b> – “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite.”
\nAlso known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
\nAdvantages: Predictable
\nDisadvantages: Contagious <\/p>\n
The Bosser<\/b> – “Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.”
\nAlso known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
\nAdvantages: Often right
\nDisadvantages: Often right, but so what? <\/p>\n
Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied<\/b> – “I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?”
\nAlso known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C’mon Honey
\nAdvantages: Easily soothed
\nDisadvantages: Even more easily perturbed <\/p>\n
Wild Woman out of Control<\/b> – “I’ve got an idea. Lez get drunk an’ make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S’fun.”
\nAlso known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out
\nAdvantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
\nDisadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs <\/p>\n
Huffy<\/b> – “I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at.”
\nAlso known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
\nAdvantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
\nDisadvantages: You will have no friends<\/p>\n
Woman from Mars<\/b> – “I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our
\nrelationship.”
\nAlso known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
\nAdvantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
\nDisadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud <\/p>\n
Ms. Dreamgirl<\/b> – “I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius
\nof a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!”
\nAlso known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
\nAdvantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
\nDisadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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