Joe Sensitive<\/B> – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”
\nAlso known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
\nAdvantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
\nDisadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy <\/p>\n
Old Man Grumpus<\/B> – “People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let’s stay home and
\nwatch TV.”
\nAlso known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
\nAdvantages: Stays put; predictable
\nDisadvantages: Royal pain in the butt<\/p>\n
Flinchy<\/b> – “I–I’m sorry for whatever it was I did.”
\nAlso known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
\nAdvantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
\nDisadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders
\nwithout a struggle <\/p>\n
Bigfoot<\/b> – “Shut yer trap, I’m thinkin’.”
\nAlso known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big ‘n’ Dumb
\nAdvantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
\nDisadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig <\/p>\n
Lazybones<\/b> – “Zzzzzz”
\nAlso known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
\nAdvantages: Well rested; easy target
\nDisadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams <\/p>\n
The Sneak<\/b> – “Who, me?”
\nAlso known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
\nAdvantages: May feel pangs of guilt
\nDisadvantages: May be having time of his life <\/p>\n
Ace of Hearts<\/b> – “After I wash the dishes, let’s make love like crazed weasels, OK?”
\nAlso known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
\nAdvantages: Perpetually aroused
\nDisadvantages: Perpetually aroused<\/p>\n
The Dreamer<\/b> – “Someday I’m going to be rich and famous. I don’t know how, but–”
\nAlso known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
\nAdvantages: Tells good stories
\nDisadvantages: Will turn into “Old Man Grumpus” <\/p>\n
Mr. Right<\/b> – “While the servants wash the dishes, let’s make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?”
\nAlso known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
\nAdvantages: Answer to a woman’s prayer
\nDisadvantages: Hunted to extinction <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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