{"id":1062,"date":"2014-12-26T18:27:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T16:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2014-12-26T18:27:41","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T16:27:41","slug":"on-death-row","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1062","title":{"rendered":"On Death Row"},"content":{"rendered":"

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:<\/p>\n

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  1. to be shot<\/li>\n
  2. to be hung<\/li>\n
  3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom, he was dead instantly.<\/p>\n

    Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” Snap! he was dead.<\/p>\n

    Then the Redneck said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.<\/p>\n

    The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.<\/p>\n

    Then the Redneck said, “Give me another one of those shots,” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.<\/p>\n

    Finally the warden said, “What’s wrong with you?” The Redneck replied, “You guys are so stupid….. I’m wearing a condom.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot to be hung to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom, he was dead instantly. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[460,486],"class_list":["post-1062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-copsrobbers","tag-criminals","tag-death-row"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}