A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there is a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the pavement.<\/p>\n
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.” <\/p>\n
“Oh, really? Damn!” says the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning.” <\/p>\n
“Well, now, not so fast,” says the cop. “How did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”<\/p>\n
“Oh no,” says the little old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game, a lot of the fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, ‘$20 or off it comes!'”<\/p>\n
“Well, that seems only fair,” laughs the cop. “Ok, good luck! By the way, what’s in the other bag?” <\/p>\n
“Well,” says the little old lady, “not everybody pays.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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