Ted just finished his training session at the local McDonald’s. So he was a little nervous being behind the register for the first time. His first customer ordered a milkshake. “Ted,” his manager said, “remember to say, ‘Welcome to McDonald’s’ to each customer before they order.”<\/p>\n
His second customer ordered a cheeseburger. This time, the manager approached Ted again, and said, “Remember to ask each customer if they want fries with their order.”<\/p>\n
At this point a man came in wearing a ski mask, approached Ted at the register and pointed a gun in his face. “Give me all the money you got in that register kid!”<\/p>\n
Ted took one look at his manager, thought to himself, and quickly said, “Would you like that for here or to go?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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