A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:<\/p>\n
\nOfficer: “May I see your driver’s license?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.”<\/p>\n
Officer: “May I see the registration for this vehicle?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “It’s not my car. I stole it.”<\/p>\n
Officer: “The car is stolen?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.”<\/p>\n
Officer: “There’s a gun in the glove box?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.”<\/p>\n
Officer: “There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “Yes, sir.”<\/p>\n
<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
Hearing this, the officer immediately called for back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:<\/p>\n
\nCaptain: “Sir, can I see your license?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “Sure. Here it is.”<\/p>\n
<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
It was valid.<\/p>\n
\n
\n<\/p>\nCaptain: “Who’s car is this?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.”<\/p>\n
<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
The driver owned the car.<\/p>\n
\nCaptain: “Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?”<\/p>\n
Driver: “Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.”<\/p>\n
<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.<\/p>\n
\nCaptain: “Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.”<\/p>\n
Driver: “No problem.”<\/p>\n
<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
Trunk is opened; no body.<\/p>\n
\nCaptain: “I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.”<\/p>\n
Driver: “And I bet he told you I was speeding, too!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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