FLORIDA: A man stole a 2001 Toyota Camry and in what can only be described as “not a bright move” proceeded to park in a handicapped spot with the stereo blasting.<\/p>\n
In his continuing stupidity, after a cop pulled up and told him to move he told the officer he was paying for a phone card and would only be a minute.<\/p>\n
While he was in the store the cop ran the plate and then called for backup. The man fought being arrested but was eventually subdued.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, they also found him possession of cocaine. According to jail records, he already was out on bond for nine other charges, including two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.<\/p>\n
I’m surprised he didn’t just go ahead and hold up the store while he was there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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