An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.<\/p>\n
“You were speeding,” the cop said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.”<\/p>\n
“Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.<\/p>\n
“These flies sure are terrible,” the trooper complained.<\/p>\n
“Yep,” the farmer said. “Them are circle flies.”<\/p>\n
“What’s a circle fly?”<\/p>\n
“Them flies that circle a horse’s tail,” answered the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”<\/p>\n
“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s rear, would you?” the trooper angrily asked.<\/p>\n
“Nope, I didn’t,” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool them flies.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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