{"id":1024,"date":"2014-12-26T17:45:41","date_gmt":"2014-12-26T15:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2014-12-26T17:45:41","modified_gmt":"2014-12-26T15:45:41","slug":"top-ten-signs-the-police-chief-doesnt-like-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1024","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Signs The Police Chief Doesn’t Like You"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. He refers to you as “our mascot”.<\/li>\n
  2. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.<\/li>\n
  3. Your locker is also the broom closet.<\/li>\n
  4. The job description in your contract includes “crash test dummy” and “pepper-spray test subject”.<\/li>\n
  5. He sends you on drug raids – alone.<\/li>\n
  6. He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.<\/li>\n
  7. He makes up “missing persons” and then sends you to look for them.<\/li>\n
  8. You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.<\/li>\n
  9. He lied to you about an “officer exchange program” and put you on a plane to Siberia.<\/li>\n
  10. He doesn’t like to be seen with you in public.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    He refers to you as “our mascot”. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol. Your locker is also the broom closet. The job description in your contract includes “crash test dummy” and “pepper-spray test subject”. He sends you on drug raids – alone. He always tells you that only wussies call for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[440,1175],"class_list":["post-1024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-copsrobbers","tag-cops","tag-police-chief"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}