{"id":101,"date":"2014-12-21T12:47:13","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=101"},"modified":"2014-12-21T12:47:13","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T12:47:13","slug":"all-i-need-to-know-about-life-i-learned-from-princess-di","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Princess Di"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Housework and child-rearing can be fun when you have 372 servants.<\/li>\n<li>No one can blame you for not cooking if you can&#8217;t even *find* the kitchen.<\/li>\n<li>A good prince is hard to find.<\/li>\n<li>If you are going to live with his mother, 400 rooms are not enough.<\/li>\n<li>Why limit yourself to a place in the country when you can *have* the country.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t let a clown with a crown get you down.<\/li>\n<li>There is a new 12-step program for rich men who love too much, are married to women who refuse to eat, and have children who are forbidden to wear long pants.<\/li>\n<li>When the going gets tough, the tough go yachting.<\/li>\n<li>A prince can turn into a frog.<\/li>\n<li>The understanding of what constitutes a dysfunctional family has been raised to royal proportions.<\/li>\n<li>A man isn&#8217;t the only one whose home is his castle.<\/li>\n<li>You *can* be too rich or too thin.<\/li>\n<li>When you go out into the world, remember: you don&#8217;t need a prince to live happily ever after.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Housework and child-rearing can be fun when you have 372 servants. No one can blame you for not cooking if you can&#8217;t even *find* the kitchen. A good prince is hard to find. If you are going to live with his mother, 400 rooms are not enough. Why limit yourself to a place in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[128,506,924],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-i-need","tag-all-i-need","tag-diana","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}