ABC Vending Service Complaint Reply Form

Thank you for your inquiry/comments/complaints about our vending service.

___ We are aware that _____________ machine has not been stocked in _____ days.

    ___ We are waiting for the weekend.
    ___ We are out of items that have expired.
    ___ We’re busy, don’t bother us about this.
    ___ We don’t care.

___ We are aware that the price for __________ seems high at $_______ but,

    ___ we have to make a living.
    ___ we use an algorithm 3*retail+your_age.
    ___ we charge others more.
    ___ we adjust it to allow for spoilage.

___ We are aware that

    ___ the sodas are warm
    ___ the milk is curdled
    ___ sandwiches are stale
    ___ gum is hard
    ___ candy bars are petrified
    and assure you that that is the way it is supposed to be, really.

___ We understand that

    ___ the bill changer can’t,
    ___ coin return won’t,
    ___ product selection doesn’t,

    and believe that
    ___ you should relax, it all evens out.
    ___ learn to live with it.
    ___ bring in your own change next time.
    ___ be happy it gave you anything.
    ___ quit eating so much junk food.

Thank you and Happy Eating.