If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.

• % make love
  Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
• % got a light?
  No match.
• % sleep with me
  bad character
• % man: Why did you get a divorce?
  man:: Too many arguments.
• % make ‘heads or tails of all this’
  Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
• % make sense
  Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
• % make mistake
  Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
• % make bottle.open
  Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
• % (-
  (-: Command not found.
• % make light
  Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
• % date me
  You are not superuser: date not set Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 2012
• % man rear
  No manual entry for rear.
• % If I had a ) for every dollar Obama spent, what would I have?
  Too many )’s.
• % * How would you describe Obama
  *: Ambiguous.
• % %Vice-President
  %Vice-President: No such job.
• % ls Obama-Ethics
  Obama-Ethics not found
• % “How would you rate Clinton’s senility?
  Unmatched “.
• % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
  Missing ]. |
• % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
  Modifier failed.
• % who is my match?
  No match.
• % set i=”Democratic_Platform”;mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
  Democratic_Platform unreadable
• % awk “Polly, the ship is sinking”
  awk: syntax error near line 1
  awk: bailing out near line 1
• % ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’
  thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.