- Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
- Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
- Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”
- Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
- Granny found cuffed to her walker.
- Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
- Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.
- You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of Hustler.
- Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.
- Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for “doggy style.”
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