Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active

  • Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
  • Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
  • Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”
  • Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
  • Granny found cuffed to her walker.
  • Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
  • Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.
  • You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of Hustler.
  • Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.
  • Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for “doggy style.”