Announce that you would like to start a new family tradition, and proceed to take off your clothes at the dinner table.
Open the oven, shove hunks of Velveeta cheese into the turkey while it cooks. Tell mom it adds the coolest flavor.
Shoot olive pits at Grandpa’s glasses. (Just pinch them in your fingers and they FLY!!)
Whenever someone at the table says a word beginning with the letter R, make a loud “BUZZ”ing noise.
Suck your cranberry sauce loudly through a straw.
Bring a date that only talks about her/his spouse at home.
Hold your nose while you eat.
Announce that you’ve got a new fear of choking.
When you arrive, promise that your date won’t be more than an hour late, he/she just has to wait for the warden to get together all the necessary release forms, and then they are free to go.