Elf Pick-Up Lines

  • “I’m down here.”
  • “Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.”
  • “I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?”
  • “I can get you off Santa’s naughty list.”
  • “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.”
  • “I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?”
  • “No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.”
  • “Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.”
  • “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.”
  • “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”