- “I’m down here.”
- “Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.”
- “I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?”
- “I can get you off Santa’s naughty list.”
- “I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.”
- “I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?”
- “No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.”
- “Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.”
- “You’d look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.”
- “I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.”
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