She’s so Blonde That… | The Joke Archives

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK”
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
she thought a quarterback was a refund
if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”
she tripped over a cordless phone
at the bottom of the application where it says “Sign here” she put “Sagittarius”
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
if she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless
she studied for a blood test-and failed
she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
she sold the car for gas money
when she saw the “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
when she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.