- How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
- How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
- How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
- How do you get holy water?
you boil the hell out of it.
- What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
- What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
- What do you call Santa’s helpers?
- What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
- What do you get from a pampered cow?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
- What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
- Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
- Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
- Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the dog.
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
- What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The location of the dirt bag.
- Why did Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
- What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes Whack, Dang!
A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
- How is a Texas tornado and an Alabama divorce the same?
Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer!
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