Ever Wonder?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let’s see now.

  • No beer,
    No booze,
    No bars,
    No television,
    No cheerleaders,
    No baseball,
    No football,
    No basketball,
    No hockey,
    No golf,
    No tailgate parties,
    No Hooters,
    No pork BBQ,
    No hot dogs,
    No burgers,
    No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
    No chocolate chip cookies,
    No Christmas.
  • They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors.
  • 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower.
  • You can’t shave, your wife can’t shave.
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
  • Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.