- Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter:
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
- Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl:
What a bullfighter tries to do
- Baloney buh-lo’-nee:
Where some hemlines fall
- Bernadette burn’-a-det:
The act of torching a mortgage
- Burglarize bur’-gler-ize:
What a crook sees with
- Control kon-trol’:
A short, ugly inmate
- Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
- Eclipse i-klips’:
what an English barber does for a living
- Eyedropper i’-drop-ur:
a clumsy ophthalmologist
- Heroes hee’-rhos:
what a guy in a boat does
- Left Bank left’ bangk’:
what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
- Misty mis’-tee:
How golfers create divots
- Paradox par’-uh-doks:
two physicians
- Parasites par’-uh-sites:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
- Pharmacist farm’-uh-sist:
a helper on the farm
- Polarize po’-lur-ize:
what penguins see with
- Primate pri’-mat:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV
- Relief ree-leef’:
what trees do in the spring
- Rubberneck rub’-er-nek:
what you do to relax your wife
- Seamstress seem’-stres:
describes 250 pounds in a size six
- Selfish sel’-fish:
what the owner of a seafood store does
- Subdued sub-dood’:
like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
- Sudafed sood’-a-fed:
bringing litigation against a government official
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