- “Domino vobiscum.”
The pizza guy is here.
- “Auda similarum ad seattles.”
They all sound just like Pearl Jam.
- “Sharpei diem.”
Seize the wrinkled dog.
- “Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus.”
Remove foil before microwaving.
- “Il guyus nissanem iste ickye.”
That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.
- “Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum.”
Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.
- “Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.”
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
- “Motorolus interruptus.”
Hold on, I’m going into a tunnel.
- “Veni, vidi, Pesci.”
I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.
- “Revelare Pecunia!”
Show Me The Money!
- “Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat.”
Yeah, where DO I want to go today?
- “Sic semper tyrannus.”
Your dinosaur is ill.
- “No Quid Pro Quo.”
I’m Sorry, We’re All Out of Quid.
- “Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga.”
Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.
- “Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus.”
It’s Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.
- “Veni, Vidi, Velcro”
I came; I saw; I stuck around.
- “Et tu, pluribus unum?”
The government just stabbed me in the back!
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