Yo Momma So Fat
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When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
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When she dances she makes the band skip.
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When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her
13 years to live.
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She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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Her ass has its own congressman.
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Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
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Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
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The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
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"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240
Patrons OR Yo Mama"
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When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
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She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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She could sell shade.
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When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
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People jog around her for exercise.
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I ran around her twice and got lost.
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She gets runs in her jeans.
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Her blood type is Ragu.
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When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take their word for it!
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She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
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When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
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She can't even jump to a conclusion.
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She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.