• The wind is faster than your truck.

• Every other vehicle is a 4x4.

• When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat.

• In March your vehicle is 43% mud.

• You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there.

• You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool.

• You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick."

• The elevation exceeds the population.

• You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you.

• You can see the stars at night.

• People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall.

• Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse.

• You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day.

• The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house.

• Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals.

• A girls' basketball game fills the gym.

• You slept through the night unawakened by a siren.

• A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert.

• You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough.

• Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what."

• Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list.

• You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck.

• You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together.

• In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor.

• When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk.

• Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box."

• You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries.

• You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road.

• You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling."

• You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Idaho friends.