• You say "I'm Grand" all the time.

• You drink Guinness as if it is a sixth food group.

• You disagreed with 2. - Guinness is the FIRST food group.

• You're pale and white... yet compared to others your suntan looks good.

• You say "Are you Grand ?" all the time.

• You say "Isn't it grand" all the time.

• You say "That'd be grand" all the time.

• You can pronounce names like Eoghan, Niamh and Siobhan

• You take 4 hours to get home on a Saturday night and think nothing of it.

• You don't eat anything cold, uncooked or not resembling meat, bread or potatoes

• You say "Your man" all the time.

• You say "Your woman" all the time.

• You say "It's grand that your man asked if I'm grand" all the time.

• You find yourself still living with family and having dinners cooked for you by someone's mammy - at Thirty.

• You talk about 'dinners' and 'mammys'.