Resumes can have midleading information. This guide should help clear any confusion...

• Bright:
  Wears a lot of yellow and red - usually together.
• Intelligent:
  Got 3 gold stars for spelling in first grade.
• Computer Literate:
  Knows the difference between a mouse and a keyboard.
• Excellent Communication Skills:
  Knows everybody's personal business.
• Detailed Oriented:
  Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.
• Prompt:
  First one out the door at quitting time.
• Friendly:
  Watch out for attractive members of your staff.
• Honest:
  King of Gossip!
• Dependable:
  Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.